At 10:30 on April 8th, staff at Village Vets were equal parts shocked and surprised when they received a request for an appointment by the Easter Bunny. Mr E. Bunny, as he prefers to be called during formal affairs, made the appointment amid growing concerns over the Corona Virus from his wife, Mrs Bunny, who wished to settle many of the questions that Irish children had about the upcoming Easter Weekend.
Upon arriving at the clinic, Village Vets’ staff were quick to bring the Easter Bunny through the necessary paperwork before eggsamining him fully. After the rigorous eggsamination, scan for all known diseases and regular Health Checkup by Village Vets’ top Doctors and Nurses, the Easter Bunny was declared fit and healthy. Village Vets staff were also quick to comment on the Easter Bunny’s eggcellent immune system, going so-far as to say that he was “practically immune” to all forms of virus and disease and that it would be an impossibility for him to pass the disease on.
As the Easter Bunny has now been eggsamined by a practicing professional, the planned delivery of Easter Eggs on Easter Sunday to all of the Children of Ireland can now go ahead unhindered, leaving many of the Village Vets team feeling eggstatic that they could make this a reality during such strange times. “It’s brilliant, it truly is,” said Veterinary Surgeon Charles Cosgrave. “We’re glad to have been able to help Mr Bunny and put the minds of Ireland’s Children at ease. He has also signed up for one of our Pet Health Plan, ensuring that there will never be any worries regarding his health ever again.”
Of course, with his deadline quickly approaching, Mr E. Bunny is now playing catch- up in being ready for Sunday. Thankfully, Village Vets were on hand, yet again, by providing him with their ambulance. This will give the Easter Bunny a much-needed advantage in making sure that he has all his ‘eggs in the one basket’ before the big day while also giving him a chance to visit many children before Sunday.
Village Vets have also issued a statement to Ireland’s Children in that while they consider the Easter Bunny to be in perfect health, his eyesight isn’t ‘all it’s cracked up to be’ and that the Children of Ireland should help the Easter Bunny find his way to their homes by making and drawing signs to display in their windows.
With the whole operation now green-lit, Mr E. Bunny will spend his Easter as he normally would be, by bringing joy and chocolate to many homes in Ireland. He is expected to have his next appointment with Village Vets in February of 2021, leaving him with as much time as he needs in preparation for Easter next year.
